Angus the ___ Dog

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Run

June 25th, 2013 · Buddy, Outside, Running, Walk

Teh boy took me out for a walk with the little girl. The little girl was in the stroller. It was a nice walk but then tey boy decided to run. I don’t think anything was chasing us, but he just kept on running. He says I didn’t run very far and made fun of me because I was lagging behind. I didn’t think that was very nice. I’m so tired now. But I did see a kitty outside and tried to chase it.

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Little girl

August 25th, 2012 · Buddy

That little person the peoples brought home, she might be kind of useful. I still don’t like it when she pull my hairs, but she eats food now. Ans she drops it. It’s so good. She eats these things called “puffs” and things the peoples call “crackers” and they is all so good. (The peoples is still my favorite crackers, though.) And she eats cheese and rice and veggies and flings them and I help the peoples out by cleaning it up. I’m so good, they should give me cheese on purpose as a reward.

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Surgeries

August 23rd, 2012 · Dog things

So, I’ve had a boob grownin for awhile now. I mean, it wasn’t where my teats are. It was kind of in my arm pit. Teh people called it mah boob.

Mah boob was making it hard to walk and stuff. Then Teh boy took me to Teh Evil Dr. Katz, mah vet, and he told me I was fat and I had to lose weight. I think Teh Evil Dr. Katz was trying to kill me. Teh boy says Teh Evil Dr. Katz isn’t evil just because his last name sounds like “cats” but I think he might be evil because I like food and he said I couldn’t have as much any more. …and his name sounds like “cats.”

Anyway, I got skinny and mah boob got smaller. But then mah boob started getting bigger but I was still skinny. So teh boy to me to another vet. I didn’t like that vet at first because I had to see her before I got any breakfast. But she was nice to me and that was cool. This new vet though is on my suspicious list because after seeing the new vet I heard teh boy talking to Teh Evil Dr. Katz on the phone. I think the new vet and Teh Evil Dr. Katz might knows each other.

But then today, just a few days after seeing the new vet I had to go see her again. And, just like last time, I had to see her before breakfast. By this time, without getting my breakfast again I’ve figured out that teh new vet and Teh Evil Dr. Katz are in cathoots wifth one anothers. I didn’t like it when teh boy left me there. He had to hide so they could take me away but I knew he was hiding. Then I was hanging around with this new vet when I got really sleepy. I’m not sure what happened next but when I woke up, and it took me a long time to wake up, I didn’t have a boob any more.

Now, I like this not having the boob thing, but I got a hole in mah side where the boob used to be. A bunch of mah furs is gone. The place where where mah boob used to be itches. And no one will let me lick where it was.

And now everyone is acting funny around me. Teh people moved all my blankets and pillows downstairs. And they won’t let me do anything. I missed breakfast but teh boy gave me dinner. But after dinner I got really sleepy. I think he must have put something in my dinner. Green beans don’t usually make me that sleepy.

Overall I’d say things are okay. I sure miss getting breakfast. But the car rides were fun. And I think I’m going to like not having a boob. I don’t think I want to see a vet again (except for Dr. Pants because she is nice and just pets me).

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Yay!

August 23rd, 2012 · Dog things

Today is great! I get to go on a car ride before breakfast!

The perfect day would have a car ride after breakfast and before second breakfast, but this is pretty great.

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Busy walkin’

June 7th, 2012 · Dog things

I know that I haven’t been postin’ much late. I’ve been really busy. Teh Peoples brought home a new little peoples. I think she’s going to be pretty fun but for now she takes up all our time. I have to watch her and hang out with her and there just hasn’t been time for bloggin’.

One of my favorite things is all the walkin’. I went for two walks yesterday. It was fun. We’ve walked to get ice creams and teh Boy took me for a long walk in the woods and we camped. I always has fun when we go walkin’ in the woods. See my butt walkin’:

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So hot

March 20th, 2012 · Buddy, Friendses, Outside, The peoples, Walk

Are we skipping spring this year?

Georgia just took me for a walk with my new buddy and it is hot. It’s too hot for spring.

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FoOtBaLl!!!1!!

January 13th, 2012 · Dog things

I am a football dog. I am many other dogs too but I love football.

I have a football in the backyard that I play with all the time. But it is old, cracked, and really isn’t even football shaped any more. I love that football. The peoples have tried to get me other footballs but they just aren’t the same size, they don’t bounce the same way, they don’t smell right, …. it has to be just right. The people tell me that they go and look for the right kind of football for me and can never find it.

Until now! My new football!!

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Peoples

December 5th, 2011 · Buddy

The peoples left me for a few days to watch the Crax, and they said that they was going to got my new buddy. They was gone for a longtime, and when they got home, they had a new people. Not a puppy.

It’s really tiny, but also really loud.

Checking out

The peoples say this is going to be my best friend, but I don’t know. I don’t see in dropping green beans yet.

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I like drugs

November 15th, 2011 · Dog things

This is a tough subject for me to discuss; I’m kind of getting older. Teh peoples tell me all the time about the gray hair on my chin and schnout. I have always denied it, but I know it is true. I am a smart dog after all. I’ve had some trouble running up and down stairs and just can’t play the football like I used to.

But then teh boy took me to the vee eee tee. I don’t like that place much because they always try to put stuff up my butt and poke me with things. And their treats aren’t very good either. You just can’t make up for sticking something up where the sun don’t shine with a crappy treat. Anyway, they gave me some drugs that I have to take every day.

I love my drugs. They taste really good and they make me feel good too. I have been running around like crazy again. I play with sheeps in the morning. I play with sheeps in the evening. And I feel like running around outside again and not just sitting in the sun. Hooray drugs!

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Waiting

November 8th, 2011 · Dog things

I got out all my sheeps, and played with them to make sure they’re still good. And I got out my other toys, and made sure they doesn’t has too many holes or bad spots. I’m tired of waiting for my new buddy to get here.
Tired dog

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