Angus the ___ Dog

So teh boy and teh girl has been sayin a bunch of stuffs about a new car. They’s been talkin about it for awhile but I think they’ve done went and bought one. I don’t think they realize this but I’m the official car-ride-tester-dog. I’m highly offended because they never took me on a test drive and even though it sounds like they’ve had the car for days I’s still never been on a ride in this new car. If I had thumbs, I’d write a letter.