Angus the ___ Dog

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August 23rd, 2007 · 10 Comments · Bath, Dog things, Treats

I’m calling the NAASPCA. I’ve been so angry I couldn’t type. [ed. note: Angus, you don't type anyway.] The peoples brushed me twice yesterday and gave me a bath, jackasses. I got a brushing before the bath and one after, and they weren’t with the nice soft brush. No, they used the one that gets out a lot of hair, and I worked hard to grow it all, dammit! Why do they gotta disrespect me like that, taking out all my hard-grown hair? The girl tricked me, she gave me a new bone and then started brushing me when I laid down to eat it. And then she tricked me again, I thought we were going to go play outside, but she shoved me into the bathroom and the boy made me get in the shower.  And what happened in the shower… I don’t even want to talk about it. Then they brushed me again when I was dry! What the hell?!

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