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Entries from May 24th, 2009

Cooking

May 24th, 2009 · 5 Comments · Food

The boy and the girl and her dad and his bitch and her daughter made dinner and I helped. The oven is at nose-level, so I watched the turkey to make sure it didn’t burn. I watched it real hard, and it never burned.

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carridecarridecarride

May 23rd, 2009 · 2 Comments · Car ride, Dog things

The peoples is packing up my shit, and they say we’re heading to Tennessee! I don’t know what that means, but I know it has a carride! And there’s going to be a kitty that doesn’t like me when we get there. But that’s ok. The girl’s stepmom likes me bunches and bunches and makes [...]

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Falling

May 23rd, 2009 · 14 Comments · Kitty

Someone on the tvees was talking about “Crax Parachutists.” Don’t they know that the Crax doesn’t parachute, she only climbs walls?

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Sleepover!

May 14th, 2009 · 7 Comments · Dog things

I found another dog outside last night. I was barking at the front door and teh boy was getting mad at me for barking because it was late. But then he went to throw some trash out and saw what I was barking at. Seriously, he should listen to me more because I knows what [...]

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Hi, Mom!

May 10th, 2009 · 12 Comments · Dog things, The peoples

I almost forgot that it was Mom’s Day. So I’d just like to take this opportunity to say “hi” to all my bitches. I mean, Mom’s my #1 bitch, but The Girl’s really my main bitch. She’s awesome and remembers to feed me.

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Yes, I has been working out

May 10th, 2009 · 7 Comments · Food

This diet wasn’t so fun so far. It sucks. I want more foods. I don’t get enough bacon, I don’t get enough cheese… I don’t get enough cheesy bacon. But it’s totally working. The boy was feeling my sides and thought I had bumps on me, but it was just my ribs. I’s getting so [...]

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Oldest dog

May 6th, 2009 · No Comments · Dog things

Oldest dog turns 21

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It must be my birthday

May 5th, 2009 · 4 Comments · Dog things

Because everyone keeps talking about it and me. They keep saying that it’s “Stinko de Mayo,” which means it’s my day, right?

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Best thing today

May 4th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Treats

I just got a bunch of tasty treats, that was pretty awesome. Best thing that’s happened to me today. My favorite dogsitter made them, and I think they’re better than anything that the peoples bring home from the store. They don’t make me sick, I like them lots, and I think she should go pro.

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Piggies

May 1st, 2009 · 7 Comments · Sick

Look, I don’t know what the big deal about pig flu is, but I can fix it. Just give me all your bacons, I’ll eat them and keep you safe.

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