Angus the ___ Dog

Groggies

jeremy — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:46:01 +0000

Man, I’ve got the groggies. The boy picked me up from the vet today after they tried to keep me there for forever. I’m not sure what all happened to me because I was sleeping but they cut my toe nails and that spot on my nose is gone. But they left some kind of new spot that itches and has stuff poking out of it. I don’t think I like this new spot. But … I’m so sleepy still…. I think I’ll just…. sleep….. this………..

Thirsty

Palila — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 04:53:09 +0000

The Boy took away my food and waters tonight. Said I has to go hang out at the vet for a while tomorrow, so I can’t has any more after midnight. That’s dumb. I’m going to sleep through it, show him!

Fooled

Palila — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 03:52:44 +0000

I gots the peoples totally fooled! When teh Boy took me to the Vet last week, she said to gives me some thing called Benedryl to helps with my nose spot. The Girl tried to give it to me and, srsly, that stuff is nasty. It’s not good like the candy dog drugs (the peoples say it’s for heartworm and I only get one a month, but I want to eat it all.) So, the Girl said that she would cover it with cheese, but she only had shredded cheese.

So, the Girl just fills her hand with cheese and I eat it, and there’s no drugs! Ha! I gots them so fooled! They just give me cheese all the time and tell me they forgot to put the benedrill in it. I gotta say, though, that being this sneaky seems to make me sleepy all the time. So.. sleepy…

Dangit

Palila — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 15:14:06 +0000

I guess I took too much advantage of my nose spot, because the Boy took me back to the Vet today. He says
my nose looks worse, especially because it’s scabby and stuff. I think he’s just
mad that he figured out that I’s been on the bed because of the stuff
my spot left on it. I was just trying to get better!

Vee-Eee-Tee

Palila — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 23:56:11 +0000

Teh Boy took me to the V-E-T today. I want to say I don’t know why, but I know it’s cause I had some kind of giant spot on my nose and, really, gotta take care of my money-maker. Didn’t hurt, but didn’t look too good. The VET scraped it and that didn’t feel great, but she said it wasn’t a big deal and wasn’t rabies, but it was a histiocytoma. Whatever that is, besides the thing on my face. The boy got some stuff to put on it from the Vet, and I hope it gets better soon. If it doesn’t, how am I supposed to attract the bitches?

The vet’s not particularly fun, I get a little nervous. The car ride is really nice, and the lady’s really nice, but she makes me really nervous when she does crap to my face, my money-maker. I don’t know if this vanity’s really worth it.

Happy Birthday

jeremy — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:00:15 +0000

Teh boy had to go on a trip to some state called Canada. I’s lived in bunches of places but I’s never heard of a state called Canada. Anyway, he said that since he has to be gone that he wanted me to wish teh girl Happy Birthday!

So, from me and teh boy:

Happy Birthday!

Where’s my car ride?

jeremy — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 15:25:22 +0000

So teh boy and teh girl has been sayin a bunch of stuffs about a new car. They’s been talkin about it for awhile but I think they’ve done went and bought one. I don’t think they realize this but I’m the official car-ride-tester-dog. I’m highly offended because they never took me on a test drive and even though it sounds like they’ve had the car for days I’s still never been on a ride in this new car. If I had thumbs, I’d write a letter.

It’ll Work

jeremy — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 04:07:02 +0000

Teh Boy said today was takes your dog to work day. But he can’t takes me to work because some peoples there is allergic to dogs. So to make up for not being able to take me to works he decided to stay home and works. It was kind of like keep-your-human-at-home day.

Catfriend Chessie

Angus — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 13:39:45 +0000

The peoples say I can’t go visit my catfriend Chessie anymore, and that makes me sad. I liked Chessie, she was a cool cat and sometimes she got sick like I get sick, so we had that in common. When we visited the Girl’s fambly, we’d hang out because she liked to be in the kitchen and around all the noms and peoples, and she didn’t like the other cats either. Those other cats is crazy.
Anyway, I’m sad to has one fewer catfriend, especially one that just liked to hang out and be cool. I hopes her peoples is ok. I’d send the Crax to them, but I don’t think that would help.

Good day

Angus — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 15:08:36 +0000

I had a pretty good yesterday! First, the peoples got up and we went on a car ride. And at the end of the car ride was a market! They kepts saying it was for farmers, but I don’t have thumbs, so I don’t really farm, but they let me in anyways. While we was there, I met lots of other dogs. I mean, lots of them, and it was nice to go on a social outing. Everyone was cool.

There was one place with dogtreats! They had some samples that they was giving out, but they all tastd like garlic and I don’t think I like that very much. I mean, garlic-flavored bacontreats? I was glad that the peoples got me some of the regular bacon ones like last time, because they was really tasty. I was so excited about my dogtreats on the way back to the car that, even though I went before we went on the car ride, I pooped on the sidewalk. I tried to hide it by walking behind the peoples and spreading it out, but they knew somehow. They wasn’t too happy about cleaning it up. I was really excited about another car ride!