The peoples say that I was a really bad dog today, but I think it was a really great day. First, I had some cat poops with my breakfast, but the people caught me and said I was a bad dog. I think I was good, because I was helping to clean up. Next, the [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Bad dog'
Caught
November 17th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Bad dog, Kitty
The Boy caught me tonight- I was helping to clean up the house. I try to keeps things clean around here sometimes. Anyway, he caught me and yelled at me and made me go outside for a long time. Cleaning doesn’t always make me feel good afterward, but I still do it. He caught me [...]
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Yum
August 1st, 2009 · 1 Comment · Bad dog, Food
The Girl made breakfast this morning, and she hasn’t done that in, like, forever. She made bacons and then she made muffins, and I like what went into the muffins: the bacon. And then some corns. And the people had some, but they left a bunch out on the counter, so when they was gone, [...]
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Not enough bed sleepins
October 9th, 2008 · No Comments · Bad dog, Bed, Dog things, The peoples
The girl gets up way early every day, like around 9am, to go to work. The boy stays in bed longer. I sometimes get to get in bed after the girl leaves for work. Sometimes I’m invited and sometimes I just do it on my own because I know the boy wants me there. Then, [...]
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Not enough bacons.
October 4th, 2008 · No Comments · Bad dog, Food
I never get enough bacons or cheese. So, when the peoples left today I went on my own search for bacons and cheese. I found no cheese or bacons, but I did find the wrapper the bacons comes in. It was in this place the peoples call “the tash.” I knows I ain’t suppos’d ta [...]
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Yum
September 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Bad dog, Friendses, Home, Kitty
The Boy left the house this morning without giving me breakfast. The Craxo Kitteh knocked off some chicken wing bones from the counter onto teh floors. Yay! Breakfast!
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I’m's awesome
March 19th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Bad dog
Nobody plays with me, nobody pets me, I don’t get treats… and I don’t know why. I’s been so awesome! No matter what the peoples say, I totally didn’t dig in the backyard or get in the trash or eat the skitty food. Especially not twice. AND I didn’t sleep on the bed when the [...]
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Sooooo Good!
October 19th, 2007 · 3 Comments · Bad dog, Food, Kitty
Kitten food is, like, the best stuff ever. I love it. I love it so much, I’ll even go after it when the peoples are in the next room. Ha! I’s so fast when I’m eating it, not even the kitty can get to me. Though when I’m done, the peoples start treating me like [...]
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Can’t fool me
September 16th, 2007 · No Comments · Bad dog
I got into the trash again, and it was awesome! The girl thought that she’d buried the chicken wing bones enough so that I couldn’t get them, but she was wrong! The peoples didn’t hear me and didn’t even know that I’d been in it, except that I’d gotten a little bit of a paper [...]
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Dang it
September 10th, 2007 · 4 Comments · Bad dog, Kitty, The peoples
I had a good day today until the people got home: I ate some cat poop and I got all the cat foot tins out of the recycling and made sure there wasn’t any more cat food in them. The boy put up some cardboard with a hole too small for me to get through [...]
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