January 13th, 2012 · Dog things
I am a football dog. I am many other dogs too but I love football.
I have a football in the backyard that I play with all the time. But it is old, cracked, and really isn’t even football shaped any more. I love that football. The peoples have tried to get me other footballs but they just aren’t the same size, they don’t bounce the same way, they don’t smell right, …. it has to be just right. The people tell me that they go and look for the right kind of football for me and can never find it.
Until now! My new football!!
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December 5th, 2011 · Buddy
The peoples left me for a few days to watch the Crax, and they said that they was going to got my new buddy. They was gone for a longtime, and when they got home, they had a new people. Not a puppy.
It’s really tiny, but also really loud.
The peoples say this is going to be my best friend, but I don’t know. I don’t see in dropping green beans yet.
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November 15th, 2011 · Dog things
This is a tough subject for me to discuss; I’m kind of getting older. Teh peoples tell me all the time about the gray hair on my chin and schnout. I have always denied it, but I know it is true. I am a smart dog after all. I’ve had some trouble running up and down stairs and just can’t play the football like I used to.
But then teh boy took me to the vee eee tee. I don’t like that place much because they always try to put stuff up my butt and poke me with things. And their treats aren’t very good either. You just can’t make up for sticking something up where the sun don’t shine with a crappy treat. Anyway, they gave me some drugs that I have to take every day.
I love my drugs. They taste really good and they make me feel good too. I have been running around like crazy again. I play with sheeps in the morning. I play with sheeps in the evening. And I feel like running around outside again and not just sitting in the sun. Hooray drugs!
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November 8th, 2011 · Dog things
I got out all my sheeps, and played with them to make sure they’re still good. And I got out my other toys, and made sure they doesn’t has too many holes or bad spots. I’m tired of waiting for my new buddy to get here.
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October 27th, 2011 · Vet
My eye doesn’t feel so great. The Boy says I has to go to the vet.
At least I might get a car ride out of it?
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Hmm…
Yeah, I don’t know about this.
But I’m getting ready. I gathered my sheeps, so maybe I’ll share one.
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October 13th, 2011 · Buddy
The peoples has been talking able what to name my new buddy. They say they don’t know what kind it’s going to be, so I don’t know if it’s going to be a puppy or a skitty. But I think they should name it Agnes. Or Rufus.
Yeah, I like them both, they sound good.
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September 22nd, 2011 · Dog things
My butt makes a lot of noises. That’s really weird.
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You know what I like about car rides with other peoples next to me?
I has somewhere to rest my head.
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The Peoples had a party. Well, not really. The boy’s mom had a party for my peoples, and there was lots of other peoples. And we had to take a long car ride to get to the party, but it was fun even if nobody gave me any foods at the party.
There was also lots of decorating and I guess the girl thought I wasn’t dressed up nice enough, so she had to decorate me.
At first, I wasn’t paying attention:
And then I realized she was putting bows on me. And really, what can you do when that’s happening? I didn’t want to cause a scene.
And then I wanted to know if it was really necessary.
But I got over it pretty quickly. I got lots of attentions after that! I felt pretty. And fancy.
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