So teh boy and teh girl has been sayin a bunch of stuffs about a new car. They’s been talkin about it for awhile but I think they’ve done went and bought one. I don’t think they realize this but I’m the official car-ride-tester-dog. I’m highly offended because they never took me on a test drive and even though it sounds like they’ve had the car for days I’s still never been on a ride in this new car. If I had thumbs, I’d write a letter.
It’ll Work
June 26th, 2010 · Home, The peoples
Teh Boy said today was takes your dog to work day. But he can’t takes me to work because some peoples there is allergic to dogs. So to make up for not being able to take me to works he decided to stay home and works. It was kind of like keep-your-human-at-home day.
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Catfriend Chessie
June 13th, 2010 · Dog things, Friendses, Kitty
The peoples say I can’t go visit my catfriend Chessie anymore, and that makes me sad. I liked Chessie, she was a cool cat and sometimes she got sick like I get sick, so we had that in common. When we visited the Girl’s fambly, we’d hang out because she liked to be in the kitchen and around all the noms and peoples, and she didn’t like the other cats either. Those other cats is crazy.
Anyway, I’m sad to has one fewer catfriend, especially one that just liked to hang out and be cool. I hopes her peoples is ok. I’d send the Crax to them, but I don’t think that would help.
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Good day
June 6th, 2010 · Car ride, Treats
I had a pretty good yesterday! First, the peoples got up and we went on a car ride. And at the end of the car ride was a market! They kepts saying it was for farmers, but I don’t have thumbs, so I don’t really farm, but they let me in anyways. While we was there, I met lots of other dogs. I mean, lots of them, and it was nice to go on a social outing. Everyone was cool.
There was one place with dogtreats! They had some samples that they was giving out, but they all tastd like garlic and I don’t think I like that very much. I mean, garlic-flavored bacontreats? I was glad that the peoples got me some of the regular bacon ones like last time, because they was really tasty. I was so excited about my dogtreats on the way back to the car that, even though I went before we went on the car ride, I pooped on the sidewalk. I tried to hide it by walking behind the peoples and spreading it out, but they knew somehow. They wasn’t too happy about cleaning it up. I was really excited about another car ride!
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Sleepover! Again!
May 15th, 2010 · Friendses
My best new dogfriend? Luna? Her peoples is getting married this weekend and so LunaDog is sleeping over at my place! Yay! I guess she didn’t rsvp in time, so she didn’t go. It’s ok, we’re going for lots of walkins and playing a bunch and having lots of fun.
The Crax isn’t happy about it, but I told Luna that the cat is dumb, and she’s leaving the Crax alone unless the Crax starts something. I mean, the Crax is so dumb that she started hissing at me, too. If she can’t remember her friends, then she deserves to get barked at.
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Dumb
May 14th, 2010 · Dog things, The peoples
The peoples buy the dumbest stuff. Like beds that are too tall for dogs. That sucks. And Craxfood. That just means she stays here. And garden hose. Because then they spray me with it. And grass seed. Because then I can’t play on it, and can’t has my friends over to play on it. And windows. We already have freaking windows! They’re not even putting more in, they’re just taking the ones out that already work, and putting them back in. That’s dumb.
You know what they really need to buy? A puppy. And bacon.
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Sleepover
May 13th, 2010 · Dog things, Friendses
So, last week, The Peoples went away for a while, and I got to has as sleepover with some of my dogfriends! Without the Crax! They live practically next door, so I see them all the time, but it was fun to has a sleepover with them. They’re both kinda small dogs, and one looks like a small me but she’s missing a leg, but that’s ok because she’s more fun to play with than the other dog. We has a good time rolling around. I wouldn’t call her my best dogfriend, but she’s my favorite new dogfriend.
Their peoples has a little person and, you know, they’re fun, too. They spill a lot of noms, and I like that. I wish my peoples had a nom-spiller, or at least would spill their food like that. Especially when they have green beans. And bacon. The little person was kind of loud sometimes, but I’m loud sometimes too.
Anyway, we all played a bunch and their peoples had a cookout one night and that was fun. I didn’t even really miss the peoples until the third night, I was having so much fun!
The Crax stayed in the house, and sometimes I did, too. There’s only so much dogcrazy I can take before it’s really nap time.
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Bedness
May 12th, 2010 · Bed
The peoples changed stuff with the bed so it’s really tall now. I can almost get under it and get to the Crax now. Maybe, since I can get to her hiding spot, she’ll chill out and we can make a club where we tell secrets. Kidding- the Skitty has too many craxs for that.
But since it’s so tall, I can’t do any bed sleepins without The Boy helping me on and off. That kind of sucks.
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Hmph
April 25th, 2010 · Outside, The peoples
The Girl keeps going running without me. She says stuff like “you weren’t awake yet” and “you aren’t built for really long runs” and “they didn’t allows dogs.” But how am supposed to be her running buddy if I don’t get to go?
But when she goes running for a really long time, the people go get ice cream, and I get to go, too. So, I guess it’s not all bad. I loves ice cream.
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Don’t tell
April 22nd, 2010 · Outside
I saw The Girl digging. In the yard. Don’t tell the Boy- he doesn’t like it when I dig.
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